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Audition - Miracle VocalArtist Name
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Audition - Miracle InstrumentalArtist Name
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Miracle

My mummy says, I'm a miracle 
My daddy says, I'm his special little guy
I am a princess, I am a prince
Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky

My daddy says I'm his special little soldier

No one is as handsome, strong as me.

It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge 

But I'm his little soldier, hup two four free

Audition - Smell of Rebellion - VocalArtist Name
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Audition - Smell of Rebellion - InstrumentalArtist Name
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Smell of Rebellion

Spoken - All right - let's step it up. Double-time! - One, two, three, four!

Discipline, Discipline

For children who aren't listening,

The 'Miss, I need a tissue' - Is an issue we can fix.

There is no mystery to mastering
The art of classroom mistressing.

It's discipline, discipline, discipline!

The smell of rebellion! The stench of revolt!

The reek of pre-pubescent plotting!

The whiff of resistance! The pong of dissent!

The funk of moral fibre rotting!

Spoken - Let's bring this odor home!

Audition - Naughty - VocalArtist Name
00:00 / 01:28
Audition - Naughty - InstrumentalArtist Name
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Naughty

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
So they say, their subsequent fall was inevitable
They never stood a chance; they were written that way

I wonder why they didn't just change their story
We're told we have to do what we're told, but surely
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty

Just because you find that life's not fair, it
Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it
If you always take it on the chin and wear it, nothing will change
Even if you're little you can do a lot, you
Mustn't let a little thing like 'little' stop you
If you sit around and let them get on top, you
Might as well be saying you think that it's okay
And that's not right
And if it's not right, you have to put it right

But nobody else is gonna put it right for me

Nobody but me is gonna change my story
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty

Audition - The Hammer - VocalArtist Name
00:00 / 01:00
Audition - The Hammer - InstrumentalArtist Name
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The Hammer

Look at these trophies
See how my trophies gleam In the sunlight

see how they shine? 

What do you think it took to become English
Hammer-throwing champion Nineteen-sixty-nine?

Do you think in that moment
When my big moment came
That I treated the rules
With casual disdain?

No, no, no, no, no

If you want to throw the hammer for your country,

You have to stay inside the circle all the time,
And if you want to make the team,
You don't need happiness or self-esteem,
You just need to keep your feet inside the line

Sing, children 2, 3, 4!

Audition - This Little Girl - InstrumentalArtist Name
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Audition - This Little Girl - VocalArtist Name
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This Little Girl

Stop being pathetic, Jenny.
Just get on your feet, Jenny. 
You are going to march in there and give them a piece of your mind!

Leave it alone Jenny!
The more that you try.
The more you'll just look like a fool!

This is not your problem.
You've not got the spine.
You are a teacher just go back to school!

But this little girl...
This miracle...
She seems not to know
That she's special at all.

And what sort of teacher would I be
If I let this little girl fall? 

I can see this little girl needs somebody strong
To fight by her side.

Instead she's found me.
Pathetic little me!
And another door closes.
And Jenny's outside.

Audition - Newt 3 - VocalArtist Name
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Audition - Newt 3 - InstrumentalArtist Name
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Newt

I've got a Newt in my Knickers

 

I've got a Newt in Knickers

 

Arrrgggghhh!!

Audition - Revolting Children - VocalArtist Name
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Audition - Revolting Children - InstrumentalArtist Name
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Revolting Children
Whoa!
Never again will she get the best of me
Never again will she take away my freedom
And we won't forget the day we fought
For the right to be a little bit naughty!
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Actors should be ready to Slate* their Name and Age
*Slate=Slating” is the industry term for introducing yourself in an audition, whether it's in-person, virtual, or self-taped. The exact information you provide in a slate will depend on what the casting team asks for, but often includes your name, height, and location.

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